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TOPIC: Pipe Smokers Extend their Rights under New Law

Pipe Smokers Extend their Rights under New Law 01 Sep 2007 13:08 #67

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From http://www.thechap.net/content/section_news/pipe.html

Specialist pipe manufacturer Ersquine Cavendish, however, has come up with a novel solution. Mr. Cavendish has created a briar pipe with a specially extended stem, spanning some five feet. Thus the pipe smoker is able to sit ensconced in the snug of his favourite hostelry, while the fumes from his pipe - once considered an aromatic delight, now classed as an illegal toxic substance - puff harmelssly outside the window or door. An added bonus for passers by is that they are treated to a complimentary lungful of Navy Shag while they amble past the tavern.
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