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TOPIC: Toy Story: Bad Toys

Toy Story: Bad Toys 08 May 2011 14:52 #1528

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conor's 4 tomorrow and has received a few early presents. some of them are toy story and some have disappointed me greatly.


behold, rc:





behold, toy version:





so buzz is too small, and the suspension is pretend and doesn't really work, but here's the killer -





what have they done with the remote control? what's that? it should be like in the film with a little steering wheel and turbo switch. what's going on?


moving on, behold, slinky dog:





if you look just below the line made by the mat between the coils of the spring, you should see the white string that they've put inside the slinky dog to prevent the spring from stretching too far. useless. initial testing has shown that it's impossible to curl slink round to create a force field around a toy. he will also not stretch very far out of a moving removal truck. it's a fucking farce.


if you're reading this, present givers, rest easy! we're very grateful for the presents! my ire is with the toy makers!

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Re: Toy Story: Bad Toys 12 May 2011 12:11 #1538

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Fuck off.

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No, you fuck off.

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