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Cutting edge beach fashion 24 Aug 2007 18:26 #52

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I bought some 3/4 length trousers to look urbane and sophisticated whilst on the beach on holiday, like so:





Unfortunately, this was the actuality:




It looks like I'm wearing a pair of suit trousers, that I've turned up. Like I've just come from an unsuccessful interview. All I need is a hankie on my head:


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Re: Cutting edge beach fashion 03 Sep 2007 16:29 #70

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i think that you look rather dashing. in a quite self-conscious way. at least you're not wearing wellingtons. or a tanktop. or holding your trous up with braces.

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Re: Cutting edge beach fashion 05 Sep 2007 09:48 #72

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Give it another two years...........



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Re: Cutting edge beach fashion 05 Sep 2007 09:50 #73

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McHale, Christmas day 2009:



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Re: Cutting edge beach fashion 05 Sep 2007 11:16 #74

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i don't think we need to wait 2 years, actually. christmas 2007 looms near. ask papa how he got on at the doctor's the other day.........





...and i'm not talking about his left wrist being out of action either.

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Re: Cutting edge beach fashion 05 Sep 2007 16:27 #78

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The pair of you can talk to the (very-poorly-I-deserve-some-sort-of-medal) hand:





Cos the obese face ain't listening. It's busy eating a pie.


My arm isn't that hairy is it? It looks like an ape's.

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Re: Cutting edge beach fashion 05 Sep 2007 17:17 #79

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Obese face + obese hand. I take it your hand as swollen?



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Re: Cutting edge beach fashion 05 Sep 2007 17:39 #80

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I wish my hand was like that. I could fit more pizza onto it.

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